• Friend: You go to concerts on school nights?
  • Me: No it's more like I go to school on concert nights.

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uswnt4me:

uswnt13:

lovealexmorgan13:

ihuggedalexmorgan:

onephonecallfromourknees:

Alex Morgan scores the final goal of the game with only seconds left in overtime. USA beats Canada 4-3 and advances to the Olympic final.

this is one of the best photosets on tumblr

My highlight of 2012 

it could be my highlight since i was born

Oh it’s back. 

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tim-will-destroy-you:

I hope future societies gaze upon this photo with wonder.

tim-will-destroy-you:

I hope future societies gaze upon this photo with wonder.

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Things Nobody Says To Heterosexuals

Things Nobody Says To Heterosexuals

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sorveharth:

snitchesbecray:

motegs:

By far one of my FAVORITE signs I’ve seen this week!

aw snap. I love the smell of logic in the afternoon

I haven’t been reblogging many of these but I like this one.

sorveharth:

snitchesbecray:

motegs:

By far one of my FAVORITE signs I’ve seen this week!

aw snap. I love the smell of logic in the afternoon

I haven’t been reblogging many of these but I like this one.

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thedramaticsneeze:

hoshigumayuugi:

i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early

YOU  PUT THIS IN WORDS

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rodneykong:

ghostgif:

98% of divorces are caused by Mario Party 

yes your honor, this marriage can no longer work out after the trauma I suffered from my wife stealing not one, but TWO of my stars

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drawing-bored:

kyle krieger

sexiest. barber. ever.

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im-fallingforyou:

estuds:

You can come out when your done bein a little faggot

ive scrolled past this like 7 times and just saw the baby ohmygod im screaming. 

im-fallingforyou:

estuds:

You can come out when your done bein a little faggot

ive scrolled past this like 7 times and just saw the baby ohmygod im screaming. 

(Source: simsgonewrong)

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gothlolita:

im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names

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h0llo:

minccinorris:

the best fucking vine video ever

I’ve watched this 12 times and its so funny the little lady

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viewtoakel:

cleapow:

girl-non-grata:

Husband animates joke about tortilla chips told by his drunk wife.

Pretty much the best thing I’ve ever seen in my life.

This is the cutest fucking thing I have ever seen in my whole ever.

I snorted.

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